ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you ur heckin smooth
u ever just get this gross bitter feeling after seein ur old crush of 5 years bc he started dressing nicer and just!!!!!!!!!!1 looks so much better i hate this fxker
GIRL YOU’RE SO PRETTY
thank you babe
hi i’m back from vacation!!!!1
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
i just ruined my sister and her boyfriend’s romantic moment on the couch by saying im gonna take a huge shit after eating these noodles i feel so great
hello! i’m sorry for putting this in the tags but i have like 2 followers ok. anyway thanks to my lucky stars, i (well and my boyfriend i guess) have miraculously managed to preorder 2 premium die jung sets oh my jesus. anyway instead of cancelling the order, i’ve decided to give one away…. none of my friends really like exo so woohoo
so, rules n stuff☆ what you get a die jungs, aka exo’s first photobook, premium set! this includes the m, k, and exo versions which isn’t much different from buying all 3 but i think you get more photo cards so yasss. i’ve heard it’s sold out…… wink wink☆ what you have to do reblog this post! uh likes don’t really count? idk why but i feel like if you really want it you will reblog! it! and mess up your archive i know but hey it’s life. also if you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. i don’t want you or me getting in trouble omg☆ what you don’t have to do follow me! if i limited this to followers that wouldn’t do much bc like i said i don’t have that many haha;; but if you wanna be my friend pls do (ˊॢo̶̶̷̤◡ुo̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)☆ etc. international shipping / there’ll be one winner and they have 48 hrs to respond / keep your ask open / don’t spam / no giveaway blogs none of that☆ we ordered them from different websites so the shipping time varies, but i don’t wanna rush this so giveaway ends september 19 at midnight pst!
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING